scarlett johansson -- part two

Luna Maya ndamel kostum ingkang memper kalih kagunganipun Randha Cemeng amargi panjenenganipun dipun dhaup dados utusan pilemipun Marvel ingkang paling enggal teng Indonesia. Nanging Mbok Randha Cemengipun malah dados gandrung kalih pola pethetan!

Manah kula pancet -- Marvel kedahipun merang Syahrini, sanes Luna!

?sK/[l[tJoh[nSon\/-- part two.

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scarlett johansson -- part two

So Luna Maya custom-made Black Widow's costume because she was appointed Marvel's newest movie ambassador in Indonesia or something. But instead the Black Widow herself took infatuation in flower patters!

I stood by my opinion -- Marvel should've chosen Syahrini instead!

mi ramen raos keju -- part five

via Vivi Agustin

Mungken pengurus-pengurus inggil teng Indofood, sasampunipun pirsa manawi Ottogi saged sukses dening mi ramen raos kejunipun, inggih purun. Pramilo kanthi mekaten tiyang-tiyang niku medalaken kalih raos ingkang enggal kagem Pop Mie: raos kari keju kalih raos kari susu. Ses mungken pangasta saham ingkang paling kathah ngraosaken kagunganipun Ottogi, lajeng dados tresna, ngaturi supados raos ingkang memper dipun damel teng andhapipun salah satunggaling merkipun, banjur dipun paringaken teng kamar andhap siti tuakipun panjenenganipun. Utawi penjara teng andhapipun siti ingkang wados. Utawi panggenan panjenenganipun maringaken pestolipun. Utawi lemantuning pawon. Tiyang sugih gadhah lemantun teng pawonipun.

Kula dereng ngraosaken kalih-kalihipun, enggal-enggal badhe tumbas.

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cheese-flavored ramen -- part five

It could be that top management on Indofood, after seeing Ottogi's success with cheese-flavored ramen, wanted a bite too. So they launched two new flavors for Pop Mie: cheese-curry and milk-curry. It could also be that the biggest shareholder tasted Ottogi's, fell in love, and ordered similar flavor to be made under one of his brand and stocked in his wine cellar. Or secret dungeon. Or where he kept his guns. Or pantry cabinets. Rich people have pantry cabinets.

I haven't tasted either, will do ASAP.

lisah wangi -- part five

sic niku singkatan saking "sic erat scriptum", ingkang artosipun inggih punika "Dipun serat kados mekaten"... "Kula sumerep niki klentu. Punapa kula ketingal kados tiyang goblog? Kula namung nyalin persis kados ingkang dipun serat saestu amargi kula boten kersa madosi sumber sanes ingkang boten klentu."
-- terjemahan basa Jawi saking candhakanipun Michel Clasquin-Johnson's dumateng Mbenjang napa tetembung 'sic' dipun agem teng basa Inggris? --

Panjenenganipun klentu. Kajengipun tanglet kula naminipun lisah wangi ingkang ambetanipun kados teh, malah tanglet naminipun lisah wangi ingkang panjenenganipun(kalih welasan rencang-rencang kula ingkang sanes) tumbasaken kagem kula nalika tanggap warsa.

Naminipun ingkang dipun remeni kalih panjenenganipun inggih punika Serene saking Oriflame. Aduh, lisah wangi punika sampun kula paringaken dhateng tiyang sanes, pinten-pinten taun ingkang kapungkur.

?lishwzi -- part five

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perfume -- part five

sic stands for "sic erat scriptum" which means "Thus was it written"... in modern English, "I know this is wrong. Do I look like an idiot? I am just quoting this exactly the way the blockhead original author put it down because I am too lazy to go find an alternative source that does not contain this error."
-- Michel Clasquin-Johnson's answer to When should the word 'sic' be used in English? --

She was wrong. She meant to ask me the name of the tea-scented perfume, but instead she asked the name of the perfume she (with dozens of other friends) bought for my birthday.

The one she liked was Oriflame's Serene. Alas, I've given it to another person already a few years ago.

keripik tela pohong cap banyak

Keripik tela pohong cap Banyak niku dunungipun saking Sumenep, Madura. Wonten kalih raos: asin utawi pedes. Kula sampun taunan remen dhateng keripik niki ingkang raos pedes.

Rencang kula teng padamelan ingkang rumiyin gadhah pacar tiyang Madura. Sasampunipun rawuh teng griyanipun ingkang rama teng Madura, panjenenganipun maringi rencang kula keripik tela pohong puniki. Mbenjangipun kalih rencang kula keripik niku dipun bekta teng panggenanipun nyambut damel.

Panggenan nyambut damel kula ingkang rumiyin niku alit sanget, tiyangipun namung kinten-kinten gangsal welas. Awakipun piyambak sampun kulina saling maringi dhaharan kalih klethikan wanci siyang. Dinten-dinten niku wancinipun kula ngraosaken keripik tela pohong cap banyak saha sasanesipun.

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angsa brand cassava chips

Angsa brand cassava chips are native to Sumenep, Madura. Those cassava chips come in two flavors: salty or spicy hot. I've developed a craving over the spicy hot ones for years now.

A girl I used to work with got a Maduran boyfriend. Once he visited her after going to his parents' home in Madura and gave her these chips. She proceeded to brought them to the office the next day.

A tiny teeny office that consist roughly of 15 people, we had the custom of sharing our lunch and snack. Those days was the time I tasted Angsa brand cassava chips and many more.

lisah wangi -- part four

Panjenengan mungken nate kados niki: ngambet lisah wangi ingkang dipun semprotaken teng kertas, dados kelet, marang tiyang ingkang sadean tanglet, wekasanipun tumbas.

Banjur lawung kalih ambetipun, nyobi (boten asring sukses) supados saged ucul saking lisah wangi punika.

Manawi kula, kula nate. Langkung kathah saking kaping satunggal. Wonten wancinipun niku pawenehan saking tiyang sanes. Nanging asringipun grana kula apus krama, kula namung ical-ical arta.

Dinten niki wonten kabar ingkang sae kagem satunggal botol lisah wangi kula ingkang kados mekaten. Rencang kula saking jaman biyen tanglet naminipun lisah wangi punika. Tasih wonten sekedhik, dados kula kirem teng panjenenganipun (biaya kirem, panjenenganipun ingkang bayar).

?lishwzi -- part four.

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perfume -- part four

Some of you maybe have experienced this: an innocent whiff on a paper sprayed with perfume, got enchanted, enquired about it to the salesperson, and ended up bringing it home.

Then getting sick of it and tried (with low success rate) to get rid of it.

I know I did. More than once. Sometimes they are gifts. But more often than not, my nose betrayed me and I spent some fortune on nothing.

But! Today there's a happy ending for one of my bottles of perfume. An old friend enquired about the name of the perfume. I have a few drops left so I sent it to her (she paid the expense of transporting).