glenn fredly -- tiyang wadon kula

Tembang puniki dipun puter teng radio nalika kula kesah Surabaya ngadegaken ruter Wawei. Sanjangipun piranti niku sampun saged ngginakaken 5G. Nyuwun pangapura nggih. Kula boten saged menggak, kedah pamer. :D

Panggenan kula nyambut damel maringi kula ampilan mobil kalih sopiripun. Wiwitanipun kula kinten tembang niki dangdut, amargi memper, ugi amargi kathah sanget sopir ingkang remen dhateng tembang dangdut. Nanging kula dados remen kalih tembang niku, banjur dugi sasampunipun reff, kula tanglet naminipun tembang punika tumrap sopiripun.

Panjenenganipun sumerep naminipun, dados satunggal minggu mruput sasampunipun, Pak Fredly kula sumanggakaken nembang teng panyetel tembang kula, saben dinten kaping kalih paleng sakedhik.

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glenn fredly -- perempuanku

This song was on the radio on my way to Surabaya setting up a Huawei router. It claimed to support 5G, btw. Sorry. Can't help but show off. :D

The car and driver were provided by the company I worked at. At first I thought it's another dangdut song that typical Indonesian driver love. But the song grew on me. After the first reff I asked the driver whether he knew the title of the song.

He knew, and for the rest of the week Mr. Fredly was told to sing at least twice a day on my music player.

sela akik

Panjenengan sadaya kados pripun kabaripun? Niki namung sakedhik pangenggalan: miyos teng ngarsanipun rencang-rencang teng padamelan, kula mireng caturanipun bab satunggal jinising sela ingkang sumbaganing moncar madyaning taun teng Indonesia ngriki, sela akik.

Wonten tiyang sanjang: "Kula kedah ngagem akik!" kersaning panjenenganipun niku sanjang ali-ali akik.

'Punapa kok kados mekaten?' rencangipun tanglet.

"Supados kula saged kawruh, ingkang racikaning asta niku ingkang pundi, ingkang racikaning ampeyan niku ingkang pundi!"

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agate

Hi all! Just a quick update here: passing by a group of colleagues, I overheard them talking about a kind of generally big-sized gemstone that peaked in popularity mid-year here in Indonesia, the agate.

Someone exclaimed: "I must wear agate!" He meant the ring with that gemstone.

'And why is that?' his friend asked.

"So I can tell which ones are my fingers and which ones are my toes!"

motip cucal sima dening tukang ginda

Pinten-pinten sasi niki pados arta langkung sisah. Niku nyababaken tukang ginda paporit kula, nalika ngginda kula, ngaturi kula tumbas rasukan ingkang dipun dondomi dening panjenenganipun: bolero ingkang motipipun inggih punika cucalipun sima. Reginipun inggih punika enem dasa ewu rupiyah.

Kula boten remen motip cucal sima, dados panjenenganipun boten kula tumbasi. Nanging panjenenganipun kula paringi bonus arta kagem gindanipun; sajatining karsa kula, panjenenganipun boten siyos sadean rasukan banjur kendel olehipun ngginda. Lha panjenenganipun tukang ginda paporit kula e!

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tiger prints by a masseuse

Lately money is getting harder and harder to find. That's why yesterday, during our massaging session, my favorite masseuse tried to sell me her creation: a tiger-printed bolero she claimed to be sewn by herself. She said she'd sell it for sixty thousand rupiahs.

I didn't like tiger-printed anything, so I politely declined the offer. I left a big tip for her massaging service, though; secretly hoping she'd abandon the idea of going into fashion business. She was my favorite masseuse after all.

pitung gelas teh

Rencang kula saking internet ngewangi teng Pitung Gelas Teh saderengipun panjenenganipun tindak nyambut damel. Kula iri. Boten sumerep pundi ingkang estu, panjenenganipun nyambut damel langkung sadhelo, punapa saliranipun langkung kiyat tinimbang kula. Kula sasampunipun kondur saking nyambut damel badhe reresik kamar kula piyambak niku kraos sayah, punapa malih ngewangi tiyang sanes.

Nanging rencang kula niku sanjang manawi penggalihipun bingah. Kinten kula ngewangi tiyang sanes niku wonten manpaatipun dhateng panjenenganipun.

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7 cups of tea

So an internet friend spared some of his time before going to work volunteering at 7 Cups of Tea. I envy him. Either his working hours are shorter than mine or his stamina is tougher than mine. I got too exhausted from day-to-day work to clean my room (you should see it sometime), let alone working without being paid a.k.a volunteering.

But he said he liked doing it. So I guess the volunteer work itself is a reward for him.

3500

Rencang kula tindak Bali. Panjenenganipun sampun pinten-pinten dinten liburan teng ngrika nalika wonten tiyang walanda tanglet tiyang ngrika, kados pundi caranipun dugi teng panggenan sanes.

Sanjangipun rencang kula, tiyang Balinipun mangsuli manawi tiyang walandanipun kedah nitih bis, panggenanipun tebih, ongkosipun bis inggih namung tigang ewu gangsal atus rupiyah. Nanging tiyang walandanipun boten purun, milih mlampah kemawon.

Wiwitanipun rencang kula nginten walandanipun cethil, tigang ewu gangsal atus rupiyah niku manawi dipun agem tumbas dhaharan teng Bali boten saged. Nanging panjenenganipun banjur pirsa, saged kadadosan manawi tiyang walandanipun kala wau boten kepireng tembung 'rupiah'. Ongkos bis tigang ewu gangsal atus dolar, nggih awis sanget!

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3500

My friend went to Bali for vacationing. He has stayed a few days there when he witnessed a Caucasian tourist asking a local man how to go to a particular place.

He told me that the local suggested the tourist to take a bus, for the distance is not very close and the bus fare is only 3500 rupiahs. But the Caucasian decided to walk to his destination instead.

At first my friend thought "What a stingy tourist, 3500 rupiahs couldn't even buy you a meal in Bali," but then he realized that the Caucasian tourist must've missed the 'rupiah' part, it's possible that he thought the bus fare was USD 3500!

wanci kendel

via Kathy Bradshaw

Rencang kula teng padamelan sanjang kalih kula manawi panjenenganipun sampun dangu boten kepanggih tukang ginda ingkang eco. Panjenenganipun lema. Rencang kula ingkang sanes mireng, banjur sanjang panjenenganipun musti madosi tukang ginda ingkang racikanipun ageng-ageng.

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entr'acte

A horizontally-challenged colleague told me he hasn't gotten a satisfying massage for a long time. Another colleague overheard this and promptly said he should try find a masseuse with large fingers.

scarlett johansson -- part two

Luna Maya ndamel kostum ingkang memper kalih kagunganipun Randha Cemeng amargi panjenenganipun dipun dhaup dados utusan pilemipun Marvel ingkang paling enggal teng Indonesia. Nanging Mbok Randha Cemengipun malah dados gandrung kalih pola pethetan!

Manah kula pancet -- Marvel kedahipun merang Syahrini, sanes Luna!

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scarlett johansson -- part two

So Luna Maya custom-made Black Widow's costume because she was appointed Marvel's newest movie ambassador in Indonesia or something. But instead the Black Widow herself took infatuation in flower patters!

I stood by my opinion -- Marvel should've chosen Syahrini instead!

mi ramen raos keju -- part five

via Vivi Agustin

Mungken pengurus-pengurus inggil teng Indofood, sasampunipun pirsa manawi Ottogi saged sukses dening mi ramen raos kejunipun, inggih purun. Pramilo kanthi mekaten tiyang-tiyang niku medalaken kalih raos ingkang enggal kagem Pop Mie: raos kari keju kalih raos kari susu. Ses mungken pangasta saham ingkang paling kathah ngraosaken kagunganipun Ottogi, lajeng dados tresna, ngaturi supados raos ingkang memper dipun damel teng andhapipun salah satunggaling merkipun, banjur dipun paringaken teng kamar andhap siti tuakipun panjenenganipun. Utawi penjara teng andhapipun siti ingkang wados. Utawi panggenan panjenenganipun maringaken pestolipun. Utawi lemantuning pawon. Tiyang sugih gadhah lemantun teng pawonipun.

Kula dereng ngraosaken kalih-kalihipun, enggal-enggal badhe tumbas.

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cheese-flavored ramen -- part five

It could be that top management on Indofood, after seeing Ottogi's success with cheese-flavored ramen, wanted a bite too. So they launched two new flavors for Pop Mie: cheese-curry and milk-curry. It could also be that the biggest shareholder tasted Ottogi's, fell in love, and ordered similar flavor to be made under one of his brand and stocked in his wine cellar. Or secret dungeon. Or where he kept his guns. Or pantry cabinets. Rich people have pantry cabinets.

I haven't tasted either, will do ASAP.

lisah wangi -- part five

sic niku singkatan saking "sic erat scriptum", ingkang artosipun inggih punika "Dipun serat kados mekaten"... "Kula sumerep niki klentu. Punapa kula ketingal kados tiyang goblog? Kula namung nyalin persis kados ingkang dipun serat saestu amargi kula boten kersa madosi sumber sanes ingkang boten klentu."
-- terjemahan basa Jawi saking candhakanipun Michel Clasquin-Johnson's dumateng Mbenjang napa tetembung 'sic' dipun agem teng basa Inggris? --

Panjenenganipun klentu. Kajengipun tanglet kula naminipun lisah wangi ingkang ambetanipun kados teh, malah tanglet naminipun lisah wangi ingkang panjenenganipun(kalih welasan rencang-rencang kula ingkang sanes) tumbasaken kagem kula nalika tanggap warsa.

Naminipun ingkang dipun remeni kalih panjenenganipun inggih punika Serene saking Oriflame. Aduh, lisah wangi punika sampun kula paringaken dhateng tiyang sanes, pinten-pinten taun ingkang kapungkur.

?lishwzi -- part five

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perfume -- part five

sic stands for "sic erat scriptum" which means "Thus was it written"... in modern English, "I know this is wrong. Do I look like an idiot? I am just quoting this exactly the way the blockhead original author put it down because I am too lazy to go find an alternative source that does not contain this error."
-- Michel Clasquin-Johnson's answer to When should the word 'sic' be used in English? --

She was wrong. She meant to ask me the name of the tea-scented perfume, but instead she asked the name of the perfume she (with dozens of other friends) bought for my birthday.

The one she liked was Oriflame's Serene. Alas, I've given it to another person already a few years ago.

keripik tela pohong cap banyak

Keripik tela pohong cap Banyak niku dunungipun saking Sumenep, Madura. Wonten kalih raos: asin utawi pedes. Kula sampun taunan remen dhateng keripik niki ingkang raos pedes.

Rencang kula teng padamelan ingkang rumiyin gadhah pacar tiyang Madura. Sasampunipun rawuh teng griyanipun ingkang rama teng Madura, panjenenganipun maringi rencang kula keripik tela pohong puniki. Mbenjangipun kalih rencang kula keripik niku dipun bekta teng panggenanipun nyambut damel.

Panggenan nyambut damel kula ingkang rumiyin niku alit sanget, tiyangipun namung kinten-kinten gangsal welas. Awakipun piyambak sampun kulina saling maringi dhaharan kalih klethikan wanci siyang. Dinten-dinten niku wancinipun kula ngraosaken keripik tela pohong cap banyak saha sasanesipun.

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angsa brand cassava chips

Angsa brand cassava chips are native to Sumenep, Madura. Those cassava chips come in two flavors: salty or spicy hot. I've developed a craving over the spicy hot ones for years now.

A girl I used to work with got a Maduran boyfriend. Once he visited her after going to his parents' home in Madura and gave her these chips. She proceeded to brought them to the office the next day.

A tiny teeny office that consist roughly of 15 people, we had the custom of sharing our lunch and snack. Those days was the time I tasted Angsa brand cassava chips and many more.

lisah wangi -- part four

Panjenengan mungken nate kados niki: ngambet lisah wangi ingkang dipun semprotaken teng kertas, dados kelet, marang tiyang ingkang sadean tanglet, wekasanipun tumbas.

Banjur lawung kalih ambetipun, nyobi (boten asring sukses) supados saged ucul saking lisah wangi punika.

Manawi kula, kula nate. Langkung kathah saking kaping satunggal. Wonten wancinipun niku pawenehan saking tiyang sanes. Nanging asringipun grana kula apus krama, kula namung ical-ical arta.

Dinten niki wonten kabar ingkang sae kagem satunggal botol lisah wangi kula ingkang kados mekaten. Rencang kula saking jaman biyen tanglet naminipun lisah wangi punika. Tasih wonten sekedhik, dados kula kirem teng panjenenganipun (biaya kirem, panjenenganipun ingkang bayar).

?lishwzi -- part four.

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perfume -- part four

Some of you maybe have experienced this: an innocent whiff on a paper sprayed with perfume, got enchanted, enquired about it to the salesperson, and ended up bringing it home.

Then getting sick of it and tried (with low success rate) to get rid of it.

I know I did. More than once. Sometimes they are gifts. But more often than not, my nose betrayed me and I spent some fortune on nothing.

But! Today there's a happy ending for one of my bottles of perfume. An old friend enquired about the name of the perfume. I have a few drops left so I sent it to her (she paid the expense of transporting).

kori porselen

Kadadosanipun saged amargi kula ningali trailer drama porselen. Kala wingi kula ngimpi manggen teng kos-kosan. Kula sawegpindhahan teng kamar ingkang enggal. Kamar ingkang enggal punika sae, sadayanipun: tembok saha sanes-sanesipun kelir pethak, nanging namung gadhah satunggal seprei, ugi korinipun saking porselen.. Amargi boten gadhah seprei kagem santun, kula badhe tindak peken tumbas. Kala niku kula ningali kori porselen pethak ingkang dipun paesi kelir jene ngagem cat. Kula dhodhog --ngagem asta, lirih-lirih-- ketingal sajroningipun suwung.

Traileripun? Radi boten eco teng penggalih, wonten jeritan ingkang ngajrihi. Nanging menggah kalih jenisipun. Niku cariyos rakyat ingkang naminipun 'Nyedakaken Sawer Segara' saking nagari Cina. Sutradaranipun, Geng Xue, ndamel puluhan golekan porselen kagem pilem niki. Boten angel, panjenenganipun punika lulusan Fine Arts teng Akademi Pusat Cina. Sasanesipun ngagem golekan porselen ingkang dipun gantung ngagem benang kados golekan marionet, panjenenganipun ugi ngagem toya (wonten kathah adegan dhawahan toya ingkang sekedhik) saha cara kendel teng trailer niku.

Upami kula kepanggih pilemipun kula badhe ningali, nanging boten saged sanjang kula ngentos-entosi!

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porcelain door

Maybe it was me watching the trailer of a porcelain drama. But last night I dreamt that I stayed at a boarding house. In that dream I was moving from my previous room to a new one. The new room was normal, white walls and stuff, except two things: I only have one bedsheet and the door is from porcelain. Having no spare bedsheets, I went shopping. That's when I noticed the white porcelain door with golden decorative paint on it. I hit it --slowly-- with my knuckles, it sounded hollow.

The trailer? It was a little disturbing, with eerie screeching/screaming and all. But it fitted the genre nicely. It was an urban legend called 'Killing a Sea Serpent' from China. The director, Geng Xue, went as far as creating tens of porcelain dolls for the movie. Shouldn't be a problem since he was graduated from China Central Academy of Fine Arts. Besides using porcelain dolls hanged on strings like marrionettes, he also used water (a lot of dripping from the trailer) and stop motion technique.

If I happen to find it somehow I think I'll watch the movie, but can't say I'm looking forward to it!

dunkin donuts

John kesah teng griyanipun Barry, rencangipun saking sekolahan. John kaget nalika kawruh teng griyanipun Barry boten wonten jam. "Manawi panjenengan badhe ningali jam, kados pripun?" John tanglet. Barry mangsuli: "Niku boten angel, kula namung kedah nembang ingkang banter, banjur tetangga kula badhe ndukani kula saking cendelanipun 'Panjenengan kados punapa nyanyi kados ngoten jam sekawan kinten sedasa esuk!'"
-- nate maos niki teng pundi, kula boten kemutan --

Sore niki kula kesah teng Dunkin Donuts, amargi gadhah gegayuhan nedha croissantipun. Kula asringipun tumbas croissant mawon, nanging wonten wancinipun kula tumbas croissant isi keju. :9

Kula inggih remen kalih donatipun, kula utamanipun remen kalih donat ingkang kados smiley face, kuning dipun gambari soca kalih lathi mesem ngagem coklat. Nanging olehipun kula kesah teng ngrika terus boten amargi econipun donat kalih croissant niku.

Panjenengan sampun kawruh, nalika kula tasih dados mahasiswa arta kula boten kathah. Nalika kula kesah ngriku kalih Stefan tumbas donat, jus jeruk kula ampun senggol, tumpah. Kula namung nyawang kalih mbatin, niku dereng dipun unjuk... Pegawenipun Dunkin age-age ngepel, pegawe ingkang sanes (kasiripun) maringi kula jus jeruk ingkang enggal!

Saged kadadosan, kasiripun punika mesakke dhateng kula. Nanging niku cara ingkang ampuh narik pelanggan ingkang setia. Dirgahayu Dunkin Donuts!

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dunkin donuts

John visited his classmate's house, Barry. John was surprised learning that Barry didn't own any clocks in his house. "Then how are you supposed to know the time?" John asked Barry. Barry anwered: "Easy, whenever I want to know the time, I just sing as loud as I can, then my neighbour will open his window and scream 'What the h*ll you think you're doing making noises at three fifty in the morning!'"
-- some article I read, can't recall where --

This afternoon I went to Dunkin Donuts to insatiate my desire of its croissant. Most of the time I like it plain, but sometimes I ordered some cheese with it. :9

I also liked their donuts, my favorite is yellow-glazed donuts with smiley faces drawn on them using chocolate. But it's not their deliciousness that made me come back there again and again.

You see, when I was a university student I didn't have much money to spare. Once I went there with Stefan for donuts, I tipped over my orange juice over the seat beside me. As I longingly looked at the dripping juice I haven't even drunk, Dunkin's janitor quickly cleaned the mess, and the cashier gave me another cup!

Maybe the cashier pitied me. Anyway, that's a way to win a loyal customer. Bravo Dunkin Donuts!

mi ramen raos keju -- part four

Panjenengan kawruh Anak Mas? Niku, jajanan mi ingkang logonipun inggih punika mustaka lare kalih, satunggal jaler satunggal estri. Mi niki aking, wonten bubuk bumbu panyedapipun, raos ayam, raos keju.

Nalika kesah teng Royal Plaza, wonten toko ingkang sadean jajanan taun 90an. Kula madosi Anak Mas raos keju, amargi niku eco sanget.

Snack ingkang eco malih naminipun Krip-Krip, inggih raos keju.

=_=a Panjenengan boten purun nginten kula niki Cheesie Ringo Tan ingkang tembe nyamar, sanajan sampun scroll up maos malih naminipun post niki.

Kondur teng Anak Mas saha Krip-Krip, kula boten kepanggih sadaya. Nalika tanglet teng tiyang ingkang sadean, panjenenganipun sanjang Anak Mas sampun boten dipun produksi.

Krip-Krip ingkang kula tangletaken sasampunipun, inggih sami. :(


Niki rupanipun Krip-Krip kala biyen.

Banjur...

Mi ramen raos keju! Pungkasanipun dipun godhog! Raosipun kados punapa?

Kados niki: mi godhog dipun paringi sop krim, dipun paringi bubuk bumbu panyedap raos keju saking Anak Mas ingkang kathah, dipun paringi bubuk bumbu panyedap saking Krip-Krip, ampun kathah.


Niki rupanipun mi ramen raos keju ingkang sampun dipun godhog.

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cheese-flavored ramen -- part four

We Indonesians knew a 90's snack called Anak Mas. The logo was a boy and a girl's heads. It was a dried up noodles with a packet of seasoning powder, chicken or cheese flavor.

When I went to Royal Plaza, I found a counter selling snacks that were popular during 1990's. Naturally I searched Anak Mas, for the cheese-flavored version of it is one of the best snacks I've ever had.

The other being Krip-Krip, also has the flavor of cheese.

OK and you scroll up to see the title of this post and begin to wonder whether I am Cheesie Ringo Tan in disguise. =_=a

Back to Anak Mas and Krip-Krip, I found neither. I asked the seller about Anak Mas. She said Anak Mas' production had been halted.

I enquired about Krip-Krip. Same answer. :(

So..

Cheese-flavored ramen! It was finally being cooked! What did it taste like?

Like this. Put boiled noodles into a kind of creamy soup, generously add cheese-flavored seasoning powder from Anak Mas, moderately add the seasoning powder of Krip-Krip.

mi ramen raos keju -- part three

Kula kalih garwa kula kesah teng Papaya Peken ingkang wonten ing Surabaya badhe tetumbasan. Teng ngriku kula kepanggih tiyang jaler, tiyang niki pasuryanipun kados rencang kula teng universitas. Sajatining niku panjenenganipun punapa boten, kula boten saged tanglet. Panjenenganipun sampun maringi tiyang kasir arta nalika garwa kula tasih teng area ingkang sadean tempura.

Nalika kula tasih teng universitas, tiyang niki nate dipun dukani rencang kula ingkang estri. Niki cariyosipun.

Rencang kula tiyang estri niki lemu. Panjenenganipun gadhah rencang estri tiyang kalih, kalih-kalihipun langkung kuru tinimbang panjenenganipun. Boten namung langkung kuru, tiyang kalih niku kuru aking. Rencang kula niki klambinipun ukuran 12, rencang-rencangipun manawi boten ukuran 1 inggih ukuran 0.

Lha rencang kula tiyang jaler ingkang bok manawi kepanggih kula teng Papaya punika remenipun namung kalih tiyang estri ingkang kuru. Panjenenganipun bok manawi langkung ngajeni tiyang kalih punika tinimbang ngajeni rencang kula ingkang estri. Nalika tiyang jaler punika badhe mlampah-mlampah radi adoh, panjenenganipun ngaturi tiyang kalih punika kesah kalih panjenenganipun. Tiyang kalih puniki sanjang purun manawi rencang kula ingkang estri kesah saestu. Rencang kula ingkang jaler banjur ngaturi rencang kula ingkang estri kesah kalih panjenenganipun, kalih rencang-rencangipun.

Rencang kula ingkang estri dados murka. Panjenenganipun ndukani tiyang jaler punika, ngajeni namung nalika kepepet. Upami tiyang kalih punika purun ndherek tiyang jaler niku tanpa sarat, tiyang jaler punika boten bakal ngajeni panjenenganipun. Utawi namung dipun ajeni amarga rencang kula ingkang jaler punika badhe nyuwun urun arta kagem tumbas bensin. Utawi kalih-kalihipun, kula boten inget sanget.

Kula ngertos sekawan tiyang niku sadaya, kula inggih boten kuru aking, nanging niku kadadosanipun sesarengan kalih kula tembe pados kos-kosan ingkang sanes, dados kula boten mirengake kados punapa tiyang jaler punika tumrap kula, ngajeni punapa boten.

Rencang kula tiyang estri punika banjur klambinipun dados ukuran 8.

Mangga sadaya kondur teng taun 2015. Penggalih kula seneng sanget amargi kesah teng Papaya Peken. Kula kepanggih mi ramen raos keju ingkang kula angen-angen! Reginipun inggih boten ageng sanget, namung sekawan welas ewu! n_n Kula dereng masak ramen punika. Mangke manawi sampun, kula critani! :D

?mir[mnR[wo[sKju -- part three.

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cheese-flavored ramen -- part three

So my lover and I was shopping at Papaya Supermarket in Surabaya when I saw someone similar to my university friend. Or it was really him, can't be sure about it.

I saw my lover eyeing tempura racks and at the same time, probably-friend-from-uni paid for his groceries and leave. Back at university days, this maybe-friend was confronted by a female friend. Here's the story.

My female friend was overweight. She flocked together with two girls thinner than her. Okay thinner was a soft word, they are size 1 if not 0 while my friend was size 12.

This male friend that I probably encountered later on Papaya had a taste for thin girls. He might had been nicer to the two than to my female friend. Way a lot nicer until my friend snapped at him when he tried to talk her into going to a field trip with him and her two friends. "You have been ignoring me all this time and now want me to share gas money on a trip where I'm going to be ignored again?" She said something like that. Or it was that her two friends wouldn't come with him if my female friend wasn't also going, so he, desperately wanted to spend time with them, was forced to talk with her after having ignored her for a long time. Or both, I don't remember clearly.

I was in their circle of friends, and I wasn't particularly size 0 either, but AFAICR I was occupied with more important things at that time such as finding a new place to rent. I couldn't care less whether he treated me as nice as he treated other people or not.

Later this female friend became size 8.

Back to the current year of 2015, I'm happy I went to Papaya. Why? Because I found the cheese-flavored ramen that I've been wanting to buy since forever! And at a reasonable price of 14K rupiahs too! n_n I haven't found the time to cook it, will inform you guys later! :D

chobits

Model iklanipun Bride Story niki talinganipun kados Chii saking Chobits, inggih napa boten?

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chobits

Is it just me, or this model for Bride Story was cosplaying Chobits? Judging from those things near her ear...

sabindo

Panggenan puniki sadean dhaharan saking Malaysia. Dinten Minggu ingkang kapungkur kula kesah Sabindo teng Gayungsari Surabaya. Kula ngelih sanget, nanging sasampunipun dipun aturi Roti Cobra ingkang boten ageng, kula kedah ngentosi dhaharan ingkang sanes patang puluh gangsa menit!

Sajatining raosipun Roti Cobra niku eco, reginipun inggih mirah, dados adil, kula boten purun ngersula rotinipun punika boten ageng. Nanging panjenengan mangertos tiyang upami ngelih niku gampil duka.

Nanging, sasampunipun dhaharan niku dugi, kula maringi pangapunten. Sanjang manawi mie susu econipun ngantos tawang niku boten apus krama. Eco sanget!

Kedah kesah teng ngriku malih!

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?kefh[kesht=z]ikumlih!

This place sells Malaysian cuisine. Last Sunday I arrived to Sabindo at Gayungsari Surabaya on a hungry stomach, and after serving the relatively small Roti Cobra, they made wait 45 mins for another cuisine!

To be honest the Roti Cobra's taste wasn't bad, and the price's cheap, basically I got what I paid for, couldn't complain about the size. But you know how hungry people's brain work... I got grimmer and grimmer each passing minutes.

But after the dish arrived, all was forgiven. To say mie susu is heavenly would not be exagerrating. It was super duper mega ultra yummy!

Looking forward to another visit there!

karisakan teng filezilla

Wonten karisakan teng Filezilla 3.10.0.1 kagem Windows. Nalika badhe directory listing, wektu sambunganipun telas. Kula ngagem versi 3.9.0.6 malih. Kula inggih nyedakaken pangenggalan ingkang otomatisipun.

Yektos nyedakaken pangenggalan ingkang otomatis boten cekap namung teng Settings sangasoripun menu Edit. Inggih kedah ngicalaken baris kode ingkang gadhah kata-kata puniki:

Setting name="Update Check New Version"

teng filezilla.xml teng %APPDATA%\FileZilla.

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filezilla defect

There's a defect on Filezilla 3.10.0.1 for Windows. It kept saying connection timed out during directory listing efforts. I revert back to version 3.9.0.6 and disabled the auto-update.

Apparently disabling it through Settings under the Edit menu is not enough, we must go to %APPDATA%\FileZilla, find filezilla.xml and delete whole line that has this code in it:

Setting name="Update Check New Version"

mi ramen raos keju -- part two

Kobinata Reiko sanjang punika sanes basa Jepang, nanging basa Korea. Dados kula ewahi patangletan kula: Manawi panjenengan saged maos seratan Korea, mangga aturi kula nggih!

?mir[mn[Rao[sKju -- part two.

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cheese-flavored ramen -- part two

Kobinata Reiko said they were not Japanese characters, they were Korean ones. So let me rephrase: Any of you who can read Korean, please kindly tell me the ramen's name!

mi ramen raos keju

Rencang kula saweg nyerat teng kula potonipun mi ramen raos keju. Panjenenganipun sanjang tumbasipun teng Lai-Lai kutha Malang.

Nalika kula tanglet naminipun mi ramen punika, panjenenganipun sanjang boten saged maos seratan basa Jepang. Manawi panjenengan saged maos, mangga aturi kula nggih!

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cheese-flavored ramen

A friend just sent me a picture of cheese-flavored ramen. He said he bought it at Lai-Lai Malang.

When I asked him about the name of the ramen he said he couldn't read Japanese. Any of you who can read Japanese, please kindly tell me the ramen's name!

boten purun ngalih saking ranjang

Rencang kula kecelakaan, boten purun ngalih saking ranjang. Panjenenganipun dipun openi dening seduluripun. Dinten niki panjenenganipun sanjang kalih kula manawi panjenenganipun boten saged tilem amargi langkung kathah dhahar wengi. Seduluripun maringi dhaharan langkung kathah teng piringipun.

"Lha punapa panjenengan kok boten nyuwun dipun longi?" kula tanglet, radi bingung.

"Kula boten dipun pirengake."

"Manawi mekaten, dipun dhahar sepalih piring mawon," sanjang kula.

"Mangke dipun dukani, dhaharan dipun ical-ical."

...

Kula saged sanjang punapa? Tiyang ingkang boten purun ngalih saking ranjang asring kedah nurut kalih tiyang ingkang ngopeni.

Panjenengan sadaya ingkang saras, ingkang ngati-ati manawi teng ratan nggih! Hindari boten purun ngalih saking ranjang amargi nitih brompit teng jalur ingkang namung kagem montor, utawi boten nate olahraga ngantos tulang suku boten saged nyangga bobot panjenengan.

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...

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bedridden

Recently a friend is bed-ridden because of an accident. One of her family member takes care of her. Today she complained that she had diffciculty sleeping at night due to eating too much at suppers. Said family member who takes care of her put too many food on her plate.

"Why don't you ask for less food?" I asked, a little confused.

"She won't listen to me."

"Don't eat all those on your plate then," I said.

"She said the food will go to waste."

...

What can I say? Often people who are bed-ridden are subject to the decisions made of those who take care of them.

Be healthy people, be safe on the road! Don't get bedridden for avoidable reasons, such as riding a motorcycle on a car-only lane, or never exercising the bones of your feet cannot support your weight.

dinten ingkang awrat teng penggalih

... kula inggih punika dinten ingkang dipun wiwiti kalih sumpena ingkang awon: Kula nitih montor. Ratanipun ngasor, wonten tikungan ingkang landhep teng jaba. Garwa kula mendadak boten saged nyetir montor punika. Montor kula nabrak bemo kuning, bemo punika kalih montor kula nabrak railing ngantos bablas.

Kula tangi-tangi, deg-degan.

Sasampunipun siram kalih nedha, kula kesah nyambut damel.

Internet dinten niku lambat sanget, boten saged nyambut kathah.

Saha rencang kula teng padamelan mendadak tilem teng mejanipun, gerah stroke. Panjenenganipun dipun angkut ngagem montor teng rumah sakit.

Yuswanipun namung sekawan dasaan! Panjenenganipun ugi olahraga ingkang rutin! Panjenenganipun inggih boten lemu!

=__= Kuatir sanget, amargi kula lemu saha boten olahraga ingkang rutin.

Teng perjalanan badhe kondur griya, kula maos artikel medheni tentang tiyang walanda ingkang damel aborsi teng nagari Cina. Mungkin boten medheni sanget, nanging niki bayi manungsa.

Pungkasanipun kepanggih kalih garwa kula, kula ngarepaken saged gembira. Eee, panjenenganipun malah maringi kabar awon ingkang pamungkas: wonten cemeng, yuswanipun namung pinten dinten, seda teng pekarangan. Nalika kepanggih garwa kula, cemengipun niku sampun dipun dhahar dening semut.

Garwa kula kawruh yuswanipun cemeng niku saking saliranipun ingkang timur saha bekas cokotan teng jangganipun: panggenan ingkang boten wonten wulunipun amargi wajanipun ingkang ibu dipun agem ngampil cemeng punika teng pundi-pundi.

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a depressing day

... for me was started with a bad dream: that I was on a car going down a hairpin when suddenly my lover, who was behind the wheel, couldn't control the car. The car hit a yellow public transportation before sending both the yellow car and itself over the railings, into thin air.

I woke up with crazy drumming of my heartbeat.

After a proper bath and breakfast and commuting, sat down to do business as usual.

And internet chose that day to hit a new low. Almost no work were done.

And my colleague suddenly collapsed on his desk, got hit by stroke. A car was summoned to take him to the hospital.

He was only forty-ish! And he had been exercising regularly! And he was not obese, not even overweight!

=__= So depressing, given that I am nearly obese and not exercising regularly.

While commuting home, I read a grizzly article on a foreigner having abortion in China. Okay maybe not that grizzly, but it's a human baby we're talking about.

Seeing my spouse for the day, I was anticipating of having a good time. Instead he delivered the final blow of the day: a kitten, just a few days old, was found dead on our porch. She was already surrounded by ants.

By the way my lover knew the kitten's age from both her tiny size and bitemarks on her neck: places losing hair where her mother bit her to carry her everywhere.

montor mabur

Nitih montor mabur sakniki radi ngajrihi, nggih. Pinten sasi kapungkur MH370 saking Malaysian Airlines moksa, banjur MH17, inggih saking Malaysian Airlines, dipun rudal dening nagari sanes, sakniki Air Asia QZ8501 risak.

Montor mabur niki badhe kesah teng nagari Singapura saking Surabaya, nanging moksa, banjur kepanggih teng celakipun Pulau Belitung, sampun risak. Sae sanget upami montor mabur saged kendel risak/moksa.

(Inggih, biyen nate wonten blog post ingkang isinipun mirip kalih niki.)

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airlines

Riding airplanes are scary nowadays. A few months ago Malaysian Airlines' MH370 went missing, later MH17, also from Malaysian Airlines, was shot down by another country, now Air Asia QZ8501 crashed.

Air Asia QZ8501 from Surabaya to Singapore went missing and later found crashing near Belitung Island, Indonesia. It would be great if planes could stop crashing/missing.

(Yes, there was a blog post of which content is similar to this one.)