gado-gado kalih sekul

Panjenengan nate ningali tiyang dhahar gado-gado ngagem sekul? Kula nate, malah sampun kaping sekawan ningali. Niku inggih sanes namung tiyang satunggal kalih, wonten kathah.

Teng pundi? Teng padamelan kula. Inggih, radi boten umum kok.

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having gado-gado with rice in one go

Have you ever seen people eating gado-gado with rice? I have, four times. And the number of people doing it was not just a few.

Where? My workplace. Yes, it is a little bit strange.

sri ngical

Kula gumuyu banter sanget ningali video ingkang dipun rekam dening The Australian National University (singkatanipun inggih punika ANU). Namipun video punika Sri Ngilang, lakon ngagem basa Jawi. Walanda-walanda Ostrali punika sinau basa Jawi teng universitasipun, banjur kagunan rancangan badhe agawe lelakon basa Jawi ingkang dipun serat dening Pak Guru Dosenipun.

Kula ajrih kedah seda gumuyu. Wonten tiyang satunggal ngaturi rencang-rencangipun tiyang sekawan nitih becak satunggal. Gusti, sanajan becak Ngayogjakarta langkung ageng saking becak Surabaya, satunggal becak boten saged ngampu walanda tiyang tiga, napa malih tiyang sekawan!

Kula sejatinipun boten purun nggeguyu tumrap tiyang ingkang sinau basa, nanging kula boten kiyat. Boten kiyat, mirengaken basa ingkang dipun damel saking nem-neman kula dipun tuturaken ngagem logat Ostrali.

"Panjenengan tresna dhateng Sri to?"
"Hor-rrak [boten]!"

Nanging kula gumuyu ngantos kemedalan luh nalika George Quinn, Pak Guru Dosen ingkang nyerat skenarionipun lakon niki, ndherek nglaku. Basa Jawinipun Pak Guru Dosen sae sanget! Saha boten mandheg-mandheg, lancar sanget! XD Niki kebangeten!

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the disappearance of sri

I ROTFL-ed watching the video by ANU - The Australian National University titled The Disappearance of Sri, A Play in Javanese. Apparently some bules were taking Javanese major there and they thought that it might be a good idea to learn by doing, i.e by acting in a play written by their lecturer.

I. Can. Die. Laughing. One character suggested that his three friends and him go to someplace by hailing a pedicab. OMG. Even though pedicabs in Jogjakarta (the play's setting) is generally larger than those in Surabaya, I don't think three Caucasians can fit into one pedicab, let alone four!

And though I tried very hard to not laugh at people who are learning new languages, I couldn't help bursting into laughter. It's just... hilarious, listening to a language you grew up with spoken with heavy Australian accent.

"Do you have a crush on Sri?"
"Hor-rrak [no]!"

And I laughed till my tears came out when George Quinn, aka the scenario writer extraordinarie, joined the cast. He spoke excellent Javanese! And didnot even stutter a bit! XD This is too hilarious!

panjenengan badhe dugi teng uwit punapa boten?

Tembang 'Uwit Panggenan Gantung' teng Dolanan Keluwen: Ajuk-Ajuk niki sanajan eco dipun mirengake, gadhah tetembungan ingkang agawe ajrih. Cobi, wonten ukanten ajak-ajak nglalu kados ngoten:

Panjenengan badhe dugi teng uwit
punapa boten?
Panjenengan mangga agem dasi saking tangsul,
jejer kalih kula.

>.< Hihh. Merinding kula.

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are you coming to the tree?

Hanging Tree is a song being popularized by The Hunger Games: Mockingjay movie. Despite being catchy, the song has a scary implication, an invite of mutual suicide.

Are you, are you
coming to the tree?
Wear a necklace of rope,
side by side with me.

>.< Eeyow. *shivers*

kenaka sima

Pinten dinten kapungkur niki kula remen sanget nedhi kenaka sima. Niku sejatining sanes saking kenakanipun sima, sanes kenakanipun sinten-sinten.

Niku saking iwak tengiri dipun campur kalih tepung, dipun goreng kanthi aking. Bentukipun dados kados kenakanipun sima, dados dipun paringi nami kenaka sima.

Raosipun eco!

?kenksim.

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?nikuski=aiwkTezirifipunCmPu/klihtepu=,fipu[nGo[r=knqiaki=.benT|kipunF[fosK[fosKenknipunSim,f[fosFipunPrizinmikenksim.

?r[wosipu[nH[co!

tiger's nails

Lately I've been eating Indonesian snack called tigers' nails a lot. No, it is not made of real nails, and its ingredients do not contain any tiger DNA.

It was made of narrow-barred spanish mackerel fish mixed with flour, then shaped into teardrops the size of tigers' nails (thus the name), and deep-fried.

Yum!

dipun pepakaken kalih basa inggris

Kula saweg kawruh, blog niki boten saged kondhang sanget amargi boten kathah tiyang saged maos basa jawi krama inggil. Dados teng saben post, kula badhe nyepakaken bagian basa inggrisipun. Dungakaken kula ugi saged nyepakaken bagian basa inggris kagem post-post ingkang kapungkur nggih!

?fipunPepkkenKlihbsai=g]is\.

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english equipped

I just find out that this blog's popularity is curbed by the fact that not many people understands javanese krama inggil. So from now on I will provide the english version for each post. Hopefully I can finish writing english versions for past posts too.

counterpain cool

Kaping satunggal kula kepanggih counterpain cool niku nalika rencang kula ngampil salep niki saking tasipun, pinten-pinten taun ingkang kapungkur. Kala niku counterpain ingkang wonten teng pundi-pundi sanes ingkang cool niki, nanging ingkang biasa.

"Counterpain werninipun kok biru?" kula tanglet.

Rencang kula mangsuli: "Inggih, biru. Boten namung werninipun ingkang benten lho. Mangga panjenengan cobi indu."

Kula kalih rencang kula sepakat, counterpain ingkang cool gandanipun linuwuh arum.

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counterpain cool

I saw counterpain cool for the first time when a friend took this ointment out from her bag, many many years ago. At that time stores only sold the old, common counterpain.

"Why your counterpain has the color blue?" I asked my friend.

She answered: "Not only the color's different, try sniffing it!"

We then both agreed that this blue counterpain's smell is better than the common one.

nguntal tuma

Kala wingi rencang kula teng padamelan pitutur, panjenenganipun kala SD nate gerah liver. Selain pados pitulungan saking dokter, panjenenganipun inggih pados pengobatan tradisional. Panjenenganipun nguntal tuma.

Rencang kula ingkang sanes sanjang, "Sanes tuma sakawruhipun kula, kagem liver niku undur-undur."

?zunTlT|m.

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?[rnC=kulai=k=s[nsSnJ=;s[nsT|mskwu]haipunK|l,kgemLip+e/nikuaunF|/aunF|/.;

Yesterday one of my colleagues said that she had problems with her liver when she was in elementary school. Besides going to doctor, she also searched for alternative methods, namely Indonesian traditional medicine. She was told to swallow fleece.

My other colleague said, "AFAIK it's not fleece, antlion larvae is the cure for liver diseases."

lazada

Kula tumbas barang saking lazada. Nalika barangipun dugi, teng resi JNE wonten reginipun! Sanes ongkos kirim, niku regi barangipun. =__=

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?kultumBsBr=ski=lzf.nlikbrzipunF|gi,t_resi[j[a[nH[wonTenReginipun\!s[n[sHo=[kosKirim\,nikuregibrzipun\. =__=

lazada

I bought an item from Lazada. When it arrived, JNE invoice attached to the outside of the packaging has the item's price written on it! =__=

big hero 6

Traileripun pilem niki apus krama, benten sanget kalih pilemipun. Kathah sanget adegan ingkang teng pilem boten wonten, nanging wonten ing traileripun. Sipat tokoh-tokoh pilem niki teng trailer ugi boten sami kalih ingkang dipun cariyosaken teng pilem.

Niku ngudidayanipun sutradara ingkang pinter. Amargi manawi ngampil trailer saking pilemipun, kula boten purun mirsani pilemipun.

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?nikuzufifynipunSut]frai=k=pinTe/.am/gimnwizmPi[lT`yile/ski=pilemipun\,kul[botenPurunMi/snipilemipun\.

big hero 6

This movie's trailer is misleading, too different from the real movie! There were a lot of scenes at the trailer that did not exist in the movie. The characters' personality in the trailer were also different from those in the movie.

I must praise the movie director for his wit, had he taken scenes from the movie for the trailer, I wouldn't want to watch the movie.

john wick

Kula tembe ningali pilem puniki. Cariyosipun, tiyang-tiyang sadaya ajrih kalih John Wick amargi panjenenganipun saged nyedakaken tiyang kanthi gampang. Nalika ngundhuh garwa, John Wick boten nyedakaken tiyang malih.

Nalika garwanipun seda, wonten tiyang kalih ingkang gadhah gegayuhan ngrampok mobilipun John Wick. Lare-lare puniki inggih nyedakaken segawonipun John.

John muntab, banjur nggoleki lare-lare punika, nyedakaken tiyang-tiyang kathah ingkang melindungi tumrap tiyang kalih niku. Sakti mandraguna Johnipun, ngagem pistol sae sanget, ilmu silatipun inggih boten wonten tanding.

La sakniki patangletipun inggih punika: panjenenganipun punapa boten saged melawan nalika dipun rampok? Punapa segawonipun kanthi dipun sedakaken?

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john wick

I just watched this movie. John Wick was a well-feared hitman who quitted killing people when he got married.

Shortly after his wife died, there were two people who desired John's car. They robbed him and murdered his dog.

John was enraged and searched for those men. He killed people who protected them two. John was crafty both in gun duels and bare-handed fights.

The question now is: Why hadn't he fought back when he was being robbed? How could he be unable to protect his dog?

tipe data teng sql server -- part two

Manawi panjenengan ngagem tipe data nchar, datanipun dados ngagem spasi teng pungkuranipun, panjenengan dados kedah ngetrim rumiyin. Manawi ngagem nvarchar boten wonten perkawis kados mekaten.

?tipeftt_[asKi[alSe/p+e/ -- part two

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sql server data type -- part two

Nchar data is padded to the maximum column size with empty space. If you choose nchar, you'd have to trim before using it. Use nvarchar to avoid such hassle!

tipe data teng sql server

Kula tembe kawruh manawi teng SQL Server, tipe data text niku boten saged dipun agem ing klausa order by.

Tipe data ntext kalih image inggih boten saged dipun agem.

?tipeftt_[asKi[alSe/p+e/.

?kulte[mBkwu]hmnwit_[asKi[alSe/p+e/,tipeft[tkesNiku[botenSgefFipunHgemHi=kLwus[ao/fe/byi.

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sql server data type

I just knew that in SQL Server, text data type cannot be used in order by clause.

Ntext and image data type also cannot be used in order by clause.

teh

Kula sakniki boten saged ngunjuk kopi, amargi kula gadhah gerah lambung. Manawi kedhah nyambut damel langkung dangu, kula ngunjuk teh kagem ngicalaken raos kantuk.

Boten sadaya teh saged ngicalaken raos kantuk kula. Teh ingkang saged ngicalaken raos kantuk kula namung wonten tigang macem: Teh Ijem saking Mustaka Gumbala, Tie Guan Yin saking nagari China, saha Teh 63 saking Taiwan (guyub rukun kalih perusahaan Indonesia). Niku inggih kedah dipun unjuk benter-benter utawi suhu ruangan, boten purun dipun paringi es supados raos kantuk saged ical. Inggih boten purun dipun paringi gendhis.

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tea

I can't drink coffee anymore, it is bad for stomach acid. Yes there is a problem with acidity of my stomach. If I have to work long hours and can't help feeling sleepy, I'd have to resort to tea.

But not all kind of tea can wave my sleepiness away. Only three so far: Bearded Head's Green Tea, China's famous Tie Guan Yin, and Taiwanese (cooperating with an Indonesian company) Tea 63. The tea needs to be drank while it's still hot or at room temperature, you can't add ice or else the sleepiness won't go away. It's also forbidden to add sugar into the tea.

translation party

Kula radhi remen tanglet perkawis-perkawis kados 'Punapa segawon punika ingkang kedah dipun damel teng urip kula?' teng website-website ingkang random. Dinten niki kula kepanggih Translation Party. Sasampunipun tanglet perkawis-perkawis ingkang sae, kula nyobi tanglet patangletan kula ingkang pamungkas. Wahahah, website dipun agem milih marginipun sugeng...

Nganthi websitenipun nyerah. Sanjang, "Wonten masalah kalih Bing, bok bilih kelangkung kathah dipun agem."

?t]nSelti[yonP/ti.

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translation party

I kinda like ask random websites things like 'wtf should i do with my life?'. Today I found Translation Party. After asking neat things, I tried asking my usual. Talking about using website to determine which life path to take...

But even the website gave up. It said 'problem with Bing, probably over limit'.

kuciwa?

Kula saweg kasoran teng lomba. Sanes lomba, deng. Niku wonten pawenehan buku teng webipun koreaBANG, kula ndherek, eee, tiyang sanes ingkang mimpang. Radhi kuciwa, nanging boten punapa-punapa. Tumbas piyambak inggih boten gerah pathek! \m/

(radhi kapang kalih Pak Harto punapa boten nggih?)

?kuciw?

?kulswegK[sornT_[lomB.s[n[sLomB,[f=.niku[wonTenP[w[nanB|kut_webipu[nKo[ry[b=,kula[nDe[rk\,[a[a[a,tiy=s[nsHi=k=mimP=.rdikuciw,nzi=[botenPunppunp.tumBsPiymBkHi=gih[botenGrhp[qk\! \m/

(rdikp=klihpkH/[topunp[botenHi=gih?)

disappointed?

I recently lose in a competition. Okay it's not competition alright, it was a book giveaway from koreaBANG. I joined but some other people won. I'm a little disappointed, but it's OK. Buying that book myself won't make me suffer from frambosia ilness! \m/

(don't that make you miss Soeharto -- Indonesian second president?)

linuwuh kuatir

Panjenengan tasih kemutan rencang kula ingkang sampun sepuh, ingkang mirengaken tembang tiyang alit ngagem earphone teng padamelan? Sakniki manawi tuturan kalih tiyang sanes, sanjanganipun panjenenganipun punika dipun baleni kaping kalih, kaping tiga, kaping sekawan.

Rencang-rencang dados linuwuh kuatir kados waluyanipun tiyang niku.

?linuwuhkuwti/.

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?[rnC=[rnC=f[fosLinuwuhkuwti/k[fosWluynipunTiy=niku.

growing concern

Do you remember my aged colleague, who used earphones to listen to children songs at work? Now it gets worse... he repeats himself when talking to other people, sometimes twice, sometimes three times, sometimes four times...

My other colleagues are getting more and more concerned about his well-being.

katawa shoujo

Zdzislaw Beksinski punika kados Rin teng amengan komputer Katawa Shoujo, boten saged maringi asma kagem lukisan-lukisan panjenenganipun.

?ktw[sowu[jo.

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katawa shoujo

Zdzislaw Beksinski is similar to Rin at PC game Katawa Shoujo, they both were unable to give their paintings names.

regi jene

Reginipun jene mandhap malih. Rencang-rencang kula sampun kendel tumbas jene, sadaya ajrih manawi mandhapipun regi jene boten saged kendel.

?regije[n.

?reginipunJe[nmnDpMlih.[rnC=[rnC=kulsmPunkenFelT|mBsJe[n,sfyaj]ihmnwimnDpipunRegije[ne[botenSgefKenFel.

gold price

Gold price went down again. My friends already stopped buying, they are all afraid the price of gold will keep going lower and lower.

ngicalaken album art teng winamp

Ampilan Winamp 5.666 niku ngagem cucal Bento, ingkang album artipun miyos. Nalika mirengaken tembang biasa boten wonten perkawis, nanging susah manawi mirengaken tembang saking albumipun Nicki Minaj ingkang naminipun Anaconda, amargi agemanipun panjenenganipun boten kathah.

Album art niki sagedipun ical caranipun inggih punika kedah ngagem cucal ingkang benten, Winamp Classic utawi Winamp Modern.

?ziclkenHlB|mHretT_winmep\.

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?alB|mHretNikisgefipunHiclCrnipunHi=gihpunikkefhzgemC|clHi=k=[bnTen\,winmepKelsikHutwiwinme[pMo[fren\.

how to stop album art from showing on winamp

Winamp 5.666's interface is using a skin called Bento, which shows the current song's album art. This should be no problem when listening to regular songs, but trying to listen to Nicki Minaj's songs in her album called Anaconda is another story, for she's scantily dressed there.

You can stop album art from showing by using another skin, Winamp Classic or Winamp Modern.

halloween

Dinten Halloween sakedhap malih! Saenipun ngagem kostum punapa nggih?

?h[lowin\.

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halloween

Haloween is around the corner. Any idea of what costume I should wear?

noobs vs nerds

Dening rencang kula, kula dipun aturi mriksa poto gambar Goku nalika panjenenganipun dados super saiyan. Rikmanipun Goku nalika panjenenganipun dados super saiyan pancen werni jene, dening tiyang ingkang motret, gambar punika dipun tutupi kalih pisang mas satunggal jinah supados unik.

Rencang kula sanjang, "Niki Saint Seiya."

Kula kaget. "Super Saiyan maksud panjenengan?"

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noobs vs nerds

A friend showed me a picture of Goku when he was becoming a Super Saiyan. Whenever he goes super-saiyan, his hair turns blond. What makes the picture unique was that the artist covered Goku's hair with half dozen of bananas.

My friend said, "This is Saint Seiya."

I was surprised. "You mean Super Saiyan?"

topan

Wonten rencang kula sanjang, teng nagari Cina sakniki wonten kadadosan angin topan. Mugi-mugi boten kathah kabibrahan amargi topan punika, nggih.

?[topan\.

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typhoon

A friend said that currently there's a typhoon on the lands of China just now. I hope it won't cause a lot of casualties!

tembang tiyang alit

Wonten rencang kula teng padamelan ingkang sampun sepuh. Sanajan wonten larangan ngagem headphone utawi earphone teng panggenan nyambut damel, pungkasan puniki panjenenganipun mirengaken tembang tiyang alit ngagem earphone. Punapa kok kula mangertos? Sababipun inggih punika panjenenganipun nembang ndherekaken panembang teng earphonenipun panjenenganipun.

Radi nyababaken rencang-rencang satunggal ruangan kuatir kados waluyanipun tiyang niku.

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children songs

There's an old man at work who is... old. Like old-old. Although there's a rule abolishing the usage of headphones and earphones at work, these few days he used earphones to listen to songs for children. How do I know that? Because he sings along the music he's listening to.

It makes you kinda worry about his well-being, doesn't it? At least those we who shares the office space with him do.

namung dhahar lemper

Calon presiden kepanggih kalih lawan politikipun. Kala dipun danguni dening wartawan wonten punapa, panjenenganipun sanjang piyambakipun sadaya namung dhahar lemper. Buahahah!

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we just ate lemper together

President candidate met his rival. When inquired by press what the meeting had been about, he said they only ate lemper together. LMAO!

paretasan apple

Apple niku ngawur, nggih. Kepanggih pinten perkawis kok iCloud saged dipun retas dening hacker. Nanging saestu, boten wonten ambengan ingkang satunggal atus persen aman teng jagad internet.

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apple's hack

Apple was terrible. How could hackers even put their hands on iCloud in the first place? But really, there's no place that is 100% safe on the internet.

tigan

Garwa kula saged masak. Dinten niki, dhahar enjing kula sekul kaliyan tigan. Tiganipun dipun campur kaliyan bawang abrit, bawang pethak, bawang prei, bawang bombay, saha tuna. Eco sanget! :9

?tigan.

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eggs

My spouse is handy in the kitchen. Today I had omelette with rice for breakfast. He made it by mixing eggs, shallot, garlic, leeks, onions, and... tuna. T'was delicious! :9

scarlett johansson

Scarlett Ingrid Johansson niku pasuryanipun kados Syahrini, inggih napa boten?

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scarlett johansson

Scarlett Ingrid Johansson's face is similar to Syahrini's, don't you think?

wahh

Saking Agustus ngantos November, boten wonten libur amargi tanggal abrit!

?whh.

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wahh

From August to November this year, there's no official holiday outside weekends!

pamalihan werni

Pinten dinten kapungkur, kula mimpi mirsani sekar. Sekaripun punika rupanipun kados ronipun tethuwuhan suplir. Teng mimpi punika, sekar ingkang padatanipun werni abrit malih dados werni pethak.

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color change

A few days ago, I dreamt of a flower that looks like fern leaves. In that dream, the flower changed color from red to white.

apus krama

Panjenengan kados punapa manawi awruh wonten tiyang apus krama dhateng panjenengan? Wonten rencang kula tiyang nagari Cina sanjang manawi panjenenganipun boten saged dados manten taun puniki amargi bakal garwanipun tasih yuswa kalih likur. Bakal garwanipun namung purun dipun palakrama manawi sampun sekawan likur.

Kula kaget. Wancinipun kula dugi ngrika, yuswanipun tiyang putri niki inggih kalih likur. Punapa saged mekaten, kalih taun sampun lewat nanging yuswanipun tiyang putri niki boten tambah?

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lie

What will you do if you find out someone'd lied to you? My Chinese friend told me he couldn't get married this year because the girlfriend's just 22 years old. She wanted to be married after 24.

I was surprised. When I was at their place, the girl's age was 22 years old. It was two years ago. Not aging at all, eh?

dialek basa arab

Kula badhe sumerep, basa Arab ingkang wonten ing Indonesia niku basa Arab ngagem dialek punapa boten nggih? Manawi ngagem dialek, dialek saking pundi? Saking nagari Mesir punapa Saudi?

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arabic dialect

I want to know whether Arabic language that's most widely spoken in Indonesia is formal or dialectical. If it is dialectical, then which country was the dialect originated from, Egypt or Saudi Arabia?

jayabaya

Kula tembe maos ramalipun Jayabaya. Saestu sanjangipun panjenenganipun, langkung utama apus krama, boten kersa nyambut damel. Sakniki sampun limrah mirengaken, wonten tiyang kados mekaten.

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jayabaya

I just read Jayabaya's prediction of the future. What he said would happen was true, about collecting wealth trough lie and deception. Nowadays it is not unusual to hear people do that.

malaysian airlines

Nitih montor mabur saking Malaysia sakniki radi ngajrihi, nggih. Pinten sasi kapungkur MH370 moksa, sakniki MH17 dipun rudal dening nagari sanes.

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malaysian airlines

Riding airplanes from Malaysia are scary nowadays. A few months ago MH370 went missing, now MH17 was shot down by another country.

lisah wangi -- part three

Manawi wonten ingkang penasaran, kula dadosipun tumbas Omnia Coral saking Bvlgari. Lisah wangi kula ingkang kantun sakedhik punika L'eau Par 2 saking Kenzo.

?lishwzi -- part three

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perfume -- part three

In case someone wants to know, I finally bought Omnia Coral from Bvlgari. The perfume that I'm running-out is Kenzo's L'Eau Par 2.

lisah wangi -- part two

Kula boten kemutan, lisah wangi kula ingkang kaping satunggal niku punapa. Manawi sanes Tommy Girl saking Tommy Hillfiger nggih Charlie White saking Revlon.

Inggih, kalih-kalihipun ambetipun boten eco, nanging kala niku kula namung siswa, boten gadhah arta kagem tumbas lisah wangi. Charlie White punika kula tumbas saking rencang kula sampun anggen, dados reginipun saged mirah. Kala ambal warsa ingkang kaping pitung welas, kula dipun paringi Tommy Girl kalih rencang-rencang kula tiyang kalih dasa. Panjenengan boten klentu maos, saestu tiyang kalih dasa, sababipun kala punika rencang-rencang kula inggih namung siswa, sami boten gadhah artanipun. :D

(Nyuwun sepuranipun nggih rencang-rencang sadaya, manawi panjenengan maos blog kula, panjenengan sampun maringi nanging kula sanjang ambetipun boten eco...)

?lishwzi -- part two

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perfume -- part two

I don't remember what my frist perfume was. If not Tommy Hillfiger's Tommy Girl then it's definitely Charlie White from Revlon.

Indeed, both smelled awful, but at that time I was only a student, I didn't have money to buy perfume. I bought the Charlie White second-handed from my friend, so I got myself a discount. On my seventeenth birthday, it took the effort of twenty friends to buy me Tommy Girl. Yes you read that correctly, twenty people, because they all were broke students just like me. :D

(Sorry dear friends, if you read this, you gave me perfume but I said the smell wasn't nice...)

lisah wangi

Lisah wangi kula kantun sakedhik, badhe telas. Saenipun tumbas lisah wangi punapa nggih?

?lish.

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perfume

My perfume is running out, I wonder what perfume to buy next.

tiyang super -- part three

Kula saweg mireng, rencang kula teng padamelan ingkang super niki badhe dipun tambahi padamelan malih, dados tigang setengah minggu panjenenganipun nyambut damel boten ngagem prei.

?tiy=supe/ -- part three.

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tiyang super -- part two

Jamunipun, sanjangipun rencang-rencang ingkang sanes, inggih punika kopi saha jinten, boten ngagem gendhis. Eww. :E Gek punika raosipun kados punapa. >.<

?tiy=supe/ -- part two.

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tiyang super

Wonten tiyang satunggal teng padamelan ingkang sangar saestu. Tiyang niki sampun nyambut damel kalih minggu boten ngagem prei, badhe dipun jangkepi dados tigang minggu boten ngagem prei. Niku panjenenganipun ngunjuk jamu punapa nggih?

?tiy=supe/.

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shima uta

Kula sakniki ngertos sababipun punapa tiyang Jepun remen dhateng tembang Bengawan Solonipun Eyang Gesang. Kula tembe mirengaken tembangipun Yu Natsukawa Rimi ingkang naminipun Shima-Uta, mirip sanget kalih tembang-tembang Jawi.

?sHimaut.

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iPhone

Rencang kula dipun paringi iPhone kalih ramanipun. Ramanipun inggih dipun paringi iPhone punika dening tiyang sanes. Nanging sesampunipun kalih taun, panjenenganipun kondur teng Blackberry. Sababipun inggih punika baterenipun iPhone boros.

?ayi[p+on\.

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setang ingkang benter

Watawis tigang minggu ingkang kepungkur garwa kula ndunduhi kula tiyang nitih pit motor kipat-kipat astanipun. Niku kedadosane kala rina ingkang benter sanget, setang pit motoripun ugi kedhah benter sanget.

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kula gadhah...

Kula gadhah rencang, rencang satunggal dolanan...
-- versi krama inggilipun tembang Rencang Nanging Tresnan --

Kula gadhah rencang. Rencang kula gadhah adhi. Adhinipun rencang kula gadhah putra ingkang taksih alit. Nalika kula sowan dhateng griyanipun rencang kula punika, putranipun adhi rencang kula wonten teng ngrika.

Kula nimbali lare niku, "Mreneo, Le!"

Rencang kula kalih garwanipun sesarengan mangsuli, "Iku bocah wadon!"

Dhuh, kula isin sanget. >.<

?kulgdh...

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--[p/sik]

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?[rnC=kulklihg/wnipunSesreznM=suli,"aiku[bochw[don\!"

?duh, kulaisinszet\. >.<

ulam bakar benten piyambak

Teng margi Lingkar Timur, Sidoarjo wonten panggenan sadean ulam bakar. Panggenan punika naminipun Seje Dewe, basa ingkang gaulipun CJDW, kagunganipun H. Onny.

Teng ngrika, ulamipun wonten gurami, kerapu, patin, utawi dorang. Sambelipun eco sanget, boten amis, kathah jerukipun. Ah, kula ngelih nyariyosakenipun. :F

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amargi download

Kula niki nyambut damel IT. Teng panggenan kula nyambut damel, wonten tiyang ingkang remen download perkawis ingkang boten wonten sesambunganipun kalih pedamelan. Amarga punika, komputeripun tiyang puniki kathah virusipun. Kula boten saged ndukani tiyang punika amargi pangkatipun langkung dhuwur saking kula. Pungkasanipun kula asring dipun timbali kagem reresik virus teng komputeripun.

?am/gi[fo[nLot\.

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marmut werni jambon

Raditya Dika gerah! Nami gerahipun inggih punika katelasan kelucuan. Saderengipun Marmut Merah Jambu, filmipun ingkang langkung enggal, kula dereng nate bosen nalika mriksani film-film panjenenganipun.

Namung satunggal adegan ingkang lucu wonten ing film punika, inggih punika nalika ramanipun Dika nimbali Dika, badhe dipun ajak sesarengan dumugi griyanipun Bertus. Dika, ingkang tembe mawon padudon kalih Bertus, namung purun kesah sesampunipun ramanipun sanjang, "Manawi kowe ora gelem, duit jajanmu dakpotong enem sasi."

Teng griyanipun Bertus, Bertusipun nggih boten purun kepanggih kalih Dika. Ramanipun Dika sanjang kalih Bertus, "Manawi sampeyan boten purun, aku badhe sanjang kalih biyung sampeyan, supados arta jajan sampeyan dipotong enem sasi."

Bertus banjur nurut! XD

Raditya Dika, kula dungakaken panjenengan enggal dhangan! Manawi sampun lucu, panjenengan saged ndadosaken kula gumujeng ngantos gerah padharan.

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?[b/tusBnJ|/nurut\.! XD

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pink guinea pig

Raditya Dika lost a bone! It was his funny bone. Before his latest movie, Pink Guinea Pig, I've never once felt bored watching his movies.

But there's a funny scene on that movie. Dika's father summoned him, he intended to take Dika to Bertus' house. Dika, having just quarreled with Bertus, initially refused. His father threatened him, "If you refuse, I will cut your allowance for six months."

At Bertus' house, Bertus also didn't want to meet Dika. Dika's father threatened Bertus, "If you refuse, I will tell your mother, so she will cut your allowance for six months."

Bertus then agreed to meet Dika! XD

Raditya Dika, I wish you find your funny bone soon! You succeeded before giving me a cramp from too much laughing.

blogspot mobile ingkang aneh

Blogspot mobile niki aneh sanget kok. Teng blog kula ingkang sanes wonten post ingkang muncul teng archive versi desktop nanging boten muncul teng archive versi mobile. Begjanipun manawi dipun timbali ngagem URLipun tasih saged.

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mbebayani

Dinten niki kathah perkawis ingkang sejatinipun saged mbebayani kula. Kula nedha tami, wonten isi staplesipun. Kula nedha cake, wonten kulit tigangipun. Kula ndherek rapat, kursinipun kantun satunggal, jejer kalih tiyang langkung ingkang langkung bagus saking garwa kula.

Hwarak*dah!

?mBebyni.

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?aWrkdh!

mlampah

Kula sakniki kathah mlampahipun. Kalih hal ingkang kula perhatikaken saking hal kasebut inggih punika: kaping satunggal, kula mlampahipun langkung banter disandingaken tiyang kebanyakan; kaping kalih, kula benci, benci sanget tumrap genangan toya teng dalan.

?mLmPh.

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mooseport

Pilem puniki aneh sanget. Wonten tiyang kakung sampun sepuh olahraga lari keliling kutha namung ngagem sepatu kalih kaos kaki. Namung. Ngagem. Sepatu kalih kaos kaki.

m(_ _)o Boten saged mriksani.

?mu[sP/ot\.

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mooseport

This movie is too strange for my taste. There's an old man went jogging downtown only in his socks and shoes. Only. In. His. Socks and shoes.

m(_ _)o Cannot watch.

kelir rambut

Wonten rencang teng pedamelan gadhah kelir rambut ingkang peni sanget. Nalika kula memuji panjenenganipun dhateng keliripun rambut punika, panjenenganipun malah nuding rencangipun. "Langkung ayu keliripun tiyang punika," sanjangipun panjenenganipun. Kamangka miturut pendapat kula, tiyang ingkang dipun tunjuk niku keliripun rambut tasih kalah saking panjenenganipun.

Kula kalih panjenenganipun, saha sekabehipun tiyang manungsa, tansah remen dhateng hal-hal ingkang boten awakipun piyambak gadhahi. Punapa kados ngoten nggih?

?keli/rmB|t\.

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mie djoyo

Panggenan puniki sadean mie sampun dangu sanget, saking jamanipun rencang kula tasih alit, kamangka yuswanipun piyambakipun sakniki badhe sekawan dasa.

Wonten ing sebelahipun RSUD Sidoarjo, panggenan niki sadean mie pangsit, mie bakwan, mie polos, siomay, yong tahu kalih sanesipun. Kula boten remen amargi mienipun lurus ugi gepeng, kula remenipun dhateng mie ingkang keriting.

?mi[jo[yo.

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radi susah

Penggalih kula radi susah, amargi boten saged ngeblog ingkang dawa ngagem basa krama inggil, sababipun inggih punika kula boten gadhah kosakata basa jawi krama inggil ingkang kathah. Kula wonten kathah carita nanging boten saged nyeratipun! :(

Kula nyobi nulis teng website kados italki, nanging boten wonten tiyang ingkang nanggapi. Punapa sababipun inggih punika sampun jarang wonten tiyang ingkang saged basa puniki nggih? :(

?rdisush.

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kopi dangdut

Lirikipun tembang puniki, boten dipun sadari, gadhah pangerten ingkang ajron sanget. Sanajan ngampil saha nagari ingkang sanes (judul ingkang aslinipun inggih punika Moliendo Cafe), kula langkung remen kalih versi basanipun awakipun piyambak. Teng tembang niki dangdut dipun anggap kados unjukan: "aroma kopi dangdut". Majas personifikasi, sanjangipun guru basa Indonesia kula jaman biyen.

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dangdut coffee

This song's lyrics, unbeknownst to some people, has a profound meaning. Although was taken from another country (the real song's title is Moliendo Cafe), I really like our own language's version. In this song dangdut is considered a drink: "the smell of dangdut coffee". Personification, my Indonesian language teacher'd called it.

gringging lombok

Saweg kemawon kula nedhi wonten ing Ayam Goreng Gringging Lombok. Kula nedhi sekul kaliyan plecing kangkung, saha ngunjuk es timun. Kula boten remen dhateng es timunipun, nanging plecing kangkungipun eco sanget, kados dhahar racikanipun malaikat kemawon. Empuk sanget lan gurih. Reginipun inggih murah sanget, namung gangsal ewu rupiyah.

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gringging lombok

I just ate rice with water spinach plecing at Gringging Lombok Fried Chicken. I also had cucumber ice, but I disliked the drink. The water spinach plecing was wonderful, almost like eating an angel's fingers, so soft and crunchy! The price was also cheap, five thousand rupiahs only.

simayakho

Panggenan niki celak kalih SDN Buduran, sadean ayam kalih bebek goreng. Ingkang ndadosaken eco niku sambelipun, teng ngriku wonten kalih warna sambel, sambel bebek kalih sambel abrit. Sambel bebekipun eco, nanging boten istimewa. Ingkang istimewa niku sambel abritipun, wonten bawang gorengipun ingkang kathah, kalih bumbu-bumbu sanesipun.

?simy[kHo.

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hanacaraka teng web

Dinten niki kula badhe mulang caranipun memunculkan aksara hanacaraka teng web. Kaping satunggal panjenengan kedah gadhah font Hanacaraka wonten ing situs cloud. Kula umpamakaken urlipun:

http://situscloudpilihanpanjenengan.com/asmanipunfonthanacarakapanjenengan.ttf

Wonten ing cssipun panjenengan, panjenengan serataken baris-baris niki:

@font-face{
    font-family: 'asmanipunfontfamilypanjenengan';
    src: url('http://situscloudpilihanpanjenengan.com/asmanipunfonthanacarakapanjenengan.ttf') format('truetype');
    font-weight: normal;
    font-style: normal;
}
.asmanipundivclasspanjenengan{
    font-family: 'asmanipunfontfamilypanjenengan';
    line-height: 200%;
}

Aksara-aksara hanacaraka panjenengan awali saha akhiri kados ngoten:

<div class="asmanipundivclasspanjenengan">
    alfabetipun aksara-aksara hanacaraka
</div>

Mangke munculipun teng web sampun sajroning rupa aksara-aksara hanacaraka. Niku line height kula dadosaken 200%, sababipun inggih punika supados pangkat kalih pasangan boten tumpang tindhih. Asma-asma variabel ingkang sanes saged panjenengan ganti piyambak.

?hncrkt_[wb\.

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http://situscloudpilihanpanjenengan.com/asmanipunfonthanacarakapanjenengan.ttf

?[wonTenHi=[c[a[sHsipunpnJenezn\,pnJeneznSertkenBrisBrisNiki:

@font-face{
    font-family: 'asmanipunfontfamilypanjenengan';
    src: url('http://situscloudpilihanpanjenengan.com/asmanipunfonthanacarakapanjenengan.ttf') format('truetype');
    font-weight: normal;
    font-style: normal;
}
.asmanipundivclasspanjenengan{
    font-family: 'asmanipunfontfamilypanjenengan';
    line-height: 200%;
}

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<div class="asmanipundivclasspanjenengan">
    alfabetipun aksara-aksara hanacaraka
</div>

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hanacaraka ingkang digital

Kaping satunggal, kula pados caranipun ngagem font Carakan Anyar teng internet. Font niki satebih ingkang kula sumerep, font hanacaraka paling tua teng jagad komputer. Mulanipun ugi font ingkang paling boten praktis dipun agem. Kula kedah download keyboard Dukunov rumiyin. Manawi boten ngagem keyboard niku, font Carakan Anyar boten saged dipun agem.

Kaping kalih, kula ngagem Tuladha Jejeg. Font niki mandiri, boten kedah download keyboard.

Kaping katiga, kula ngagem font Ajisaka. Kula boten wonten keluhan tumrap font niki, nanging font ingkang anyar muncul malih, asmanipun inggih punika font Hanacaraka.

Font Hanacaraka niku font hanacaraka ingkang paling anyar kagem nyerat aksara hanacaraka wonten teng komputer. Hayo, bingung boten? ;)

Font Hanacaraka gadhah kelebihan manawi dipun bandingaken kalih font liyan-liyanipun. Selain anyar saha mandiri, font Hanacaraka dipun dukung dening Unicode. Dados penerapanipun internasional.

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?[ponHncrkniku[ponHncrkai=k=pli=aq/kgemQertHkSrancrk[wonTenT_[komPute/.a[yo,bizu=[boten\ ? ;)

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neng aisyah

Panggenan niki kathah menunipun, saking ayam bakar, gurami bakar, urap-urap saha liyan-liyanipun. Kula mundhut sekul ayam bakar, urap-urap saha jus susu dele apel organik. Sejatinipun kula badhe mundhut kangkung crispy, nanging kala niku boten wonten.

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?p=[gnnNikikvhmenunipun\,ski=aymBk/,gurmibk/,surpHurpShliynLiynipun\.kulmunvutSekulHymBk/,aurpHurpShjusSusufe[lape[la/ognik\.sejtinipunK|lb[dmundutK=ku=k]isPi,nzi=klniku[bote[nWonTen\.

ratna antika - layang swara

Kaping satunggal kula mireng tembang puniki, niku wonten ing sajroning bus antar kutha, dipun tembangaken dening pengamen kakung. Kula kaget nalika sumerep panembang ingkang aslinipun tiyang estri, sababipun teng tembang punika wonten timbalan 'yayi', timbalan kagem tiyang estri.

?rtNanTik:ly=sWr.

?kpi=stu=glK|lmir_temB=puniki,niku[wonTenai=s[j]oni=bisHnT/kuq,fipunTemBzkenFeni=pez[mnKku=.kulk[gtNliksumerepPnemB=ai=k=aselinipunTiy=[asT`i,sbbipunT_temB=punik[wonTenTimBln\”yyi”,timBlnKgemTiy=[ast]i.

mongosilakan

Kula remen dhateng website puniki: mongosilakan.net. Inggih URLipun mongo, sanes monggo utawi mangga, g-nipun satunggal mawon. Websitenipun nerjemahaken saking basa Indonesia dhateng krama inggil saha sewalikipun. Ugi saged nerjemahaken saking saha dhateng krama saha krama alus.

?[mo[zosilkn\.

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300 – rise of the empire

Pilem niki nyariyosaken kedadosan sasampunipun Prabu Leonidas saking Sparta seda. Nagari Yunani dados sasaran kaping kalih, badhe dipun jajah dening Prabu Xerxes. Tiyang Yunani, Themistokles ngupadaya supados garwanipun Prabu Leonidas, Ratu Gorgos, kersa mitulungi panjenenganipun, pindhah balas dendam dhateng tiyang ingkang nyedani prabu saking Sparta punika.

Kathah puputan samodra teng sajroning pilem puniki, benthen saking pilem ingkang kaping satunggal, ingkang puputanipun wonten ing bantala. Prabu Xerxes inggih boten kesah teng samodra, tiyang ingkang kesah asmanipun Artemisia.

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300 – rise of the empire

This movie's setting was after the death of Leonidas, king of Sparta. Greek became Xerxes' next target of oppression. Themistokles, a Greecian, pleaded to Gorgos (Leonidas' wife) to help him. He said in helping him, she could also have revenge on the man who had killed her husband.

There are a lot of sea battles in this movie, different from its prequel, of which battles happened on the land. Xerxes also didn't step into the water, Artemisia did.

pambengan listrik teng gym

Dinten niki kula boten saged ngagem pirantos teng gym ingkang ngagem listrik amargi listrikipun boten saged langkung saking sumberipun. Nalika kula sanjang dhateng pangreksanipun, kula dipun sanjangi manawi teknisinipun sampun dipun timbali nanging dereng dugi.

Nggih sampun kula angkat beban mawon. Kula boten purun angkat beban ingkang awrat, amarga kula tiyang estri. Kula inggih nitih sepeda statis. Sepedanipun boten ngagem listrik, boten kados treadmill.

?pmBeznLisT`ikT_jim\.

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the power went off on the gym

Today I couldn't use some stuffs on the gym because the electricity couldn't run from its source. When I sought the gym's maintenance man, I was told that he's been called, but hadn't come yet.

So I decided to do some weight lifting instead. I didn't want to use objects that are too heavy because I'm a girl. I also used the static bike. The bike, unlike treadmill machine, didn't require electricity to run.

comic 8

Traileripun film niki lucu sanget, nanging iku amarga sadaya adegan lucu teng filmipun dipun lebetaken teng trailer. Boten wonten tirahipun, pawingkingipun tiyang ingkang mriksani fim niki sesampunipun mriksani traileripun dados waleh.

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comic 8

Comic 8's trailer is hilarious, due to the collecting of all funny scenes from the movie. People get bored watching the movie where nothing's left.